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No, this blog isn't about profanity, or words that cause offence to the listener. This blog isn't about whether fuck, cunt, asshole, prick or cocksucker are even insulting, or profane.* I don't really care if you think fuck is worse then asshole, but not as bad as cunt. I never did understand the accepted hierarchy of curse words, to be honest. I don't think fuck is a bad word at all, it's a perfectly good word-- so is cunt-- it's how you use the word that can be mean, or expressive. click to enlarge No, today I've finally gotten around to writing about this list of words I found on Alternet . It's a list of words that the government keeps an eye out for, online,-- you know, Patriot act, and terrorism and all. Reading this list made me want to compose a poem, maybe sonnet style, using these words.I never did get up the initiative , but here's a rambling look into my facilities . Take a good look at this list. Just the first section: Domestic ...

This was written as a joke for someone I used to chat with on an online forum. I enjoyed writing it up, as I enjoy writing satire. It goes without saying, that you can't actually make a voudou poppet by following these instructions; and if you do, you deserve everything bad that happens to you. **disclaimer: even following these instructions perfectly doesn’t imply that it will work. I am in no way responsible for your lack of mojo… take it up with your local Santeros, and if she doesn’t smack you, I will :p ** Use at your own Risk!! Decide which person you really really want to get vengeance on. This might take some time, so feel free to make a list, narrowing it down to the one bastard who deserves pain and tormrnt. You’ll need the following ingredients: cotton cloth, about 1 sqaure foot cotton stuffing some sort of herb, I recommend wolf-bane, but I don’t use it, it irritates me *grin* cotton thread hair, fingernail clippings or clo...

I wrote this up in 2008 after a conversation with a friend. We both decided that if only politicians would fill out a deviance form, for us, then we'd know who the really perverted ones were-- and could vote for them, confident that "perversions" is merely another word for kinky-awesomeness. That being said, I'd love it if politicians were brave enough to fill this out, or something like this. First, it'd legitimise BDSM as an acceptable lifestyle and kink. Second, it'd let us know who the sanctimonious adulterers were, before we elected them. Allow me to add: almost all kinks are A-OK in my book. It's your kink, right? I've got my own, and they're fucking fantastic! So what right do I have to say, ewwwww if I don't find yours attractive? However, paedophilia, necrophilia, bestiality/zoophilia and scat play are absolutely not OK for me. Partly, because three of those are illegal, and partly because shit is filthy. Yes, I realise sodomy is a...

This one is going to be short because I just don't have words enough to describe how I feel. Let's start with: " An Oklahoma lawmaker files a bill to ban the making and selling of food or products that use aborted human fetuses ." No, this isn't an Onion story, although the abortion-itorum/fun park was a good one. Some guy, in Oklahoma just ruined my hope for Southerners, and made me glad my state hasn't done that. "At least we're not Oklahoma" I can say-- and given that I live in a state that is run by troglodytes, well, it's usually, "At least we're not Mississippi". Yeah, not good when someone in Arizona says, "At least we're not..." The story continues,"State Senator Ralph Shortey says he's done research and found reports that companies have used stem cells in the research and development of food. “I don’t know if it is happening in Oklahoma, it may be, it may not be.  What I am saying is ...